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kismetcancer:

PLUG UP YOUR NOSE, TIP YOUR HEAD BACK, DRINK SOME WATER. YOU CLUMSY FUCK.

IT WAS PROBABLY A TELEMARKETER. IF ITS *THAT* IMPORTANT THEN THEY’LL GET A HOLD OF YOU. TO SELL WINDOWS, OR WHATEVER.

JEEZ. OK JUST. CHILL OUT, DON’T GET ALL DISMAL ON ME.

D —> I
D —> I was not asking for assistance on taking care of a nosebleed, Vantas
D —> I know how to do that much
D —> It is merely an inconvenience and tipping my head back is a%ually a bad idea
D —> In any case, it will be fine
D —> I believe I broke it is all

D —> No
D —> It was the management
D —> Informing me of something that they’ve left two notices for already
D —> I don’t see why it was so dire to speak with me for that at all

D —> Tsk
D —> If I just do not e%pect things to go well
D —> Then they can only go as e%pected, or pleasantly better 

kismetcancer replied to your post:

?:B

D —> Erm, well
D —> I woke up with a headache, and somehow managed to entangle myself in my blankets
D —> And in an attempt tp e%tract myself, I tripped
D —> I have hardwood f100rs, and my nose hasn’t stopped bleeding yet

D —> Then someone thought it a decent time to call while I was
D —> Ah
D —> In the rest room
D —> I let it go to voice mail the first time, but they called again, so I thought it was important
D —> Apparently it was absolutely nothing of the sort
D —> And I still am not aware why they thought it so dire to speak with me when they c001d have left a message

D —> And
D —> Right before I made that post
D —> I somehow managed to break a bowl that I had actually managed to prepare breakfast in

D —> I believe this is where I give up the idea of having anything decent happen

D —> …
D —> The morning is already off to a terrible start

D —> Though it is nonethless ve%ing
D —> I suppose I sh001d not complain, as it’s hardly as bad as it c001d be

D —> Oh
D —> Well
D —> I have answered my own question
D —> Alright

D —> Curiosity satisfied, I believe I will e%cuse myself for a few moments
D —> I believe I need to shower off
D —> I’m getting oil all over my laptop 

D —> Um
D —> I’ll return in an hour
D —> As I should collect the laundry and such while I’m thinking of it

D —> As an aside
D —> Vantas
D —> I believe that is a little 100d and unnecessary to be reblogging 

D —> I really cannot recall who the person that is in second is
D —> Or what I must have reblogged from them

D —> I’m going to 100k back
D —> I’m puzzled

> Stare at your dashboard for a brief moment.  Then quickly scroll down further until the offending picture is gone, and open Tumblr Savior to casually edit your blocked tags.  you probably should have blocked that one in the first place.

> Um.
> Wow. 

kismetcancer:

I’M. YEAH, I’M GONNA GO GET SOME NYQUIL. 

AND MAYBE SOME NICOTINE PATCHES BECAUSE SMOKING ISN’T MAKING THIS ANY BETTER.

D —> Smoking
D —> Hm
D —> No, I don’t imagine that it could be helping at all
D —> You ought to get something that won’t make you drowsy most of all

D —> Being out in fresh air is more effective than medicine is
D —> And sleeping isn’t as beneficial to recovery as just sitting on your porch for awhile is
D —> What is the current temperature and such where you are 

kismetcancer:

FUCK I’M GETTING SICK NOOOOOO NO NO FUCKING NO

D —> Perhaps you sh001d take something for that
D —> And get some fresh air

D —> YOU HAD ONE JOB
D —> Than% for doing it, filly

D —> My being more talkative than Vantas is unsettling

D —> I, ah
D —> I am going to e%cuse myself briefly
D —> I’m going to prepare lunch, since it’s about noon
D —> And I don’t want to get absorbed in my work and forget again

D —> Not that I
D —> Actually have many people speaking with me
D —> Hrm

wizzerds:

i was going 2 complain about jade promoing me but it brought me hotties so its ok now all is forgiven

welcome 2 hogwarts school of witchcraft & wizardry

D —> I
D —> Must disagree with that
D —> I’m actually very cold-blooded

D —> 
D —> I’m not going to play along into fi%ional things like this
D —> I’m still within the confines of my garage
D —> And I have been for the past hour and a half
D —> Let’s not play these games

kismetcancer:

NOT ONLY AM I SURPRISED (BECAUSE I’M FUCKING ADORABLE), I’M HURT.

WELL, DIDN’T YOU LUCK THE F*** OUT. I MIGHT ENVY YOU. 

AS FAR AS OTHER EMPLOYMENT GOES, I START THINKING ABOUT HOW I DON’T WANT TO DEAL WITH PEOPLE BUT THAT’S A NECESSITY IN MOST LINES OF WORK. AND THEN I GET MISERABLE. 

D —> I’m ending this line of conversation right here
D —> I’m quite finished
D —> This is my refusal to play into this

D —> I suppose
D —> It’s just a matter of finding what you enjoy
D —> And making a career out of it
D —> I’ve considered working as a stable hand as well
D —> But roboti%s won over

D —> Erm
D —> I honestly am not sure what to tell you
D —> You usually seem so drawn to people that I would have e%pected otherwise
D —> Pardon
D —> I really have no suggestions in this case

kismetcancer:

I FORGOT HOW FUN IT IS TO MESS WITH YOU. PERPLE%ING HOW.

BIG SURPRISE TO NOBODY THAT YOU’RE A MECHANIC. BUT WHATEVER, DO WHAT YOU’RE GOOD AT.

I WORK IN A BOOKSTORE AND ITS STUPID AND I DON’T RECOMMEND IT. I’D MUCH RATHER SELL PEARL JAM RECORDS ALL DAY. OR JUST, YOU KNOW, WIN THE LOTTERY.

D —> And you are surprised that I don’t put forth effort to get on a first name basis with you
D —> I really can’t imagine why
D —> It %s my pan that perhaps you purposely ignore the obvious
D —> But that just makes it more ridiculous

D —> It is what I’m good at
D —> And what I enjoy
D —> Cars are surprisingly elaborate
D —> And they fun%ion on a basis that I am very well acquainted with

D —> If I cannot afford new parts for new bots
D —> I can at least get pleasure tinkering about with new parts for a different machine

D —> I see
D —> That doesn’t seem very fitting for you
D —> I can imagine your displeasure
D —> Have you thought to look elsewhere
D —> Or are you as hard-pressed as I am 

kismetcancer:

TOO LATE, I’M STALKING IT/YOU. I’M GETTING YOUR IP ADDRESS AS WE SPEAK. I AM GOING TO SEND YOU THINGS.

SHIT, WHAT DO YOU EVEN DO NOW? SINCE BEING LAID OFF AT WHEREVER YOU WORKED.

D —> Erm
D —>
D —> If you wanted my address, or the coordinates, it’s easier to ask
D —> And much less maladroit
D —> … And perple%ing

D —> I’ve been working as a mechanic
D —> Both before and now
D —> Only at this current time, I do on-call jobs
D —> And what of you

kismetcancer replied to your post:

OH. YEAH, I MISUNDERSTOOD. SORRY FOR NOT STALKING YOUR BLOG, DUDE, SHOULD I DO THAT? SINCE I’M KEEPING TABS ON YOU, AND ALL.

D —>
D —> Whatever you see fit
D —> I don’t use it very often anyhow

D —> I suppose I should change that, however
D —> After being laid off at work, I find my social interaction is at an all time low 

kismetcancer replied to your post:

DON’T START VAGUE BLOGGING.

D —> I believe you misunderstand
D —> Perhaps you sh001d reference my first post of the morning
D —> It was not directed to one person
D —> But rather, the entire dashboard

D —> So was my second post

D —> I leave you alone for an hour
D —> And you get even worse with your posts

D —> I will never backtrack the posts again
D —> I refuse to scroll down anymore
D —> This is 100dicrous

D —> I thought to scroll back to see what I’ve missed since I left last night
D —> Only to find that I really wish that I had not
D —> The things people are willing to post during the slow hours of the day
D —> It somehow surmounts the things they post during busy times, which can be 100d and ridiculous as it is …

D —> I really don’t know what to say on this
D —> Um
D —> Greetings, everyone 

kismetcancer:

DO YOU WANT ME TO RANT AT YOU? ARE YOU A MASOCHIST? 

DON’T ANSWER THAT.

I’LL HAVE TO GIVE YOU A RAIN CHECK BECAUSE I’M TOO TIRED TO MUSTER UP THE WORD VOMIT. PLUS, I’M KIND OF ALL RIGHT? I MEAN, THERE’S A LOT OF SHIT I WOULD CHANGE AT PRESENT BUT BARRING THAT, I’M NOT COMPLAINING. WHICH MIGHT NOT MAKE SENSE.

D —> That
D —> That isn’t quite what I was going for, no
D —> Sometimes you tend to be very quiet, but more often, you talk circles around everyone you converse with
D —> Including yourself
D —> At times, I just assume you’re busy
D —> Others, your mood may be a factor

D —> I sh001d not asume things
D —> But you mentioned being upset before
D —> I suppose I’m just returning the common courtesy of keeping tabs on you
D —> When the thought %s my pan

D —> If you’re tired, though, perhaps you should retire
D —> Or, we can at least take conversing to Trollian until you will
D —> I have to admit to being a bit e%hausted myself, so either so100tion is fine by me