PLUG UP YOUR NOSE, TIP YOUR HEAD BACK, DRINK SOME WATER. YOU CLUMSY FUCK.
IT WAS PROBABLY A TELEMARKETER. IF ITS *THAT* IMPORTANT THEN THEY’LL GET A HOLD OF YOU. TO SELL WINDOWS, OR WHATEVER.
JEEZ. OK JUST. CHILL OUT, DON’T GET ALL DISMAL ON ME.
D —> I
D —> I was not asking for assistance on taking care of a nosebleed, Vantas
D —> I know how to do that much
D —> It is merely an inconvenience and tipping my head back is a%ually a bad idea
D —> In any case, it will be fine
D —> I believe I broke it is all
D —> No
D —> It was the management
D —> Informing me of something that they’ve left two notices for already
D —> I don’t see why it was so dire to speak with me for that at all
D —> Tsk
D —> If I just do not e%pect things to go well
D —> Then they can only go as e%pected, or pleasantly better
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D —> Erm, well
D —> I woke up with a headache, and somehow managed to entangle myself in my blankets
D —> And in an attempt tp e%tract myself, I tripped
D —> I have hardwood f100rs, and my nose hasn’t stopped bleeding yet
D —> Then someone thought it a decent time to call while I was
D —> Ah
D —> In the rest room
D —> I let it go to voice mail the first time, but they called again, so I thought it was important
D —> Apparently it was absolutely nothing of the sort
D —> And I still am not aware why they thought it so dire to speak with me when they c001d have left a message
D —> And
D —> Right before I made that post
D —> I somehow managed to break a bowl that I had actually managed to prepare breakfast in
D —> I believe this is where I give up the idea of having anything decent happen
D —> …
D —> The morning is already off to a terrible start
D —> Though it is nonethless ve%ing
D —> I suppose I sh001d not complain, as it’s hardly as bad as it c001d be
D —> Oh
D —> Well
D —> I have answered my own question
D —> Alright
D —> Curiosity satisfied, I believe I will e%cuse myself for a few moments
D —> I believe I need to shower off
D —> I’m getting oil all over my laptop
D —> Um
D —> I’ll return in an hour
D —> As I should collect the laundry and such while I’m thinking of it
D —> As an aside
D —> Vantas
D —> I believe that is a little 100d and unnecessary to be reblogging
D —> I really cannot recall who the person that is in second is
D —> Or what I must have reblogged from them
D —> I’m going to 100k back
D —> I’m puzzled
… Well.
> Stare at your dashboard for a brief moment. Then quickly scroll down further until the offending picture is gone, and open Tumblr Savior to casually edit your blocked tags. you probably should have blocked that one in the first place.
> Um.
> Wow.
I’M. YEAH, I’M GONNA GO GET SOME NYQUIL.
AND MAYBE SOME NICOTINE PATCHES BECAUSE SMOKING ISN’T MAKING THIS ANY BETTER.
D —> Smoking
D —> Hm
D —> No, I don’t imagine that it could be helping at all
D —> You ought to get something that won’t make you drowsy most of all
D —> Being out in fresh air is more effective than medicine is
D —> And sleeping isn’t as beneficial to recovery as just sitting on your porch for awhile is
D —> What is the current temperature and such where you are
FUCK I’M GETTING SICK NOOOOOO NO NO FUCKING NO
D —> Perhaps you sh001d take something for that
D —> And get some fresh air
D —> YOU HAD ONE JOB
D —> Than% for doing it, filly